You Might Be A Mud Duck If,
If you think you can change your SWR by changing the length of
your coax,
You might be a MUD DUCK !
If you think your amplifier is more important than your antenna,
You might be a MUD DUCK !
If you think you can transmit stereo or any type of Dolby on one
channel of a CB,
You might be a MUD DUCK !
If you have one audio setting for local, and one for Dx,
You might be a MUD DUCK !
If you think going to the goodie store and buying a big amplifier will
make you louder,
You might be a MUD DUCK !
If you do not understand audio to carrier ratio,
You might be a MUD DUCK !
If you think commercial AM broadcast practices don't apply to CB,
You might be a MUD DUCK !
If you think that doubling your power will double you distance,
You might be a MUD DUCK !
If you think you can push your amplifier harder than what an
oscilloscope shows as being correct, You might be a MUD DUCK !
If you think that just because you have a Bird Electronics
Corperation Watt meter, that you are seeing actual power,
regardless of anything else,
You might be a MUD DUCK !
If you think that simply making the meter "swing" makes you
louder,
You might be a MUD DUCK !
If you think that simply cutting out the limiter in a radio is a good
thing because it gives you lots of "swing" ,
You might be a MUD DUCK !
If you think that a limiter makes you quieter instead of louder,
You might be a MUD DUCK !
If you think your Talk Back sound is what you sound like over the
air.
You might be a Mud Duck !
If you have evere been told ANY of this information reguarding your station as a matter of
fact, Please do yourself a favor and look into what your Teck is telling you, do not ever belive
anything any CB repair person tells you. EVER. If you want, need or desire more information
reguarding why any of the above mud duck facts are infact true, please contact me and I will
point you to the correct information on the web so you can look up the info for yourself.
If you have any crazzy mud duck stories, please E-Mail them to me and I will post them.
